The Shemp Meditation Tapes
Straight from WFMU to your temporal lobe via your ear canals: The Shemp Meditation Tapes, volumes one and two! WFMU had copies for sale back in the day but I missed out when they ceased doing catalog business. But now, here they are in all their Shemptastic glory.. for free! Says Shemp Meditation Tape(s) creator Dave the Spazz: "Recommended for new age nitwits and chucklefucks alike....scientifically mixed in Shemp-A-Rama for your enlightened casaba-banging pleasure.... Soar the Horwitz heavens and become one with Shemp's karma on the Heee Beee Beee Beee side... transhempify your mind and cook your chakras on the life-infirming Ahh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha side." Volume two features the pleasantly Warholesque Sleep, but I personally prefer the multi-textured complexities of Pain.