Saturday, April 22, 2006

Funny Faces on the Films - Part Two

by Geoff Collins

As Ted Healy often remarks during the course of Beer and Pretzels, here I go with another load. Not a load of old rubbish, though. Far from it: for this is part 2 of Funny Faces on the Films (or, if you like, Comic Countenances on the Kinema; I'll have a job topping that one), that wonderful four-page photo section within my beloved Film Fun Annual 1939. Legends mingle with obscurities; but if I recall correctly, I promised you that for our second episode, four out of the five comedians would be Third Bananas - and I'll stand by that statement. The first two are comedy legends; but hardly anyone's heard of Will Hay in the States; and W. C. Fields isn't that well-remembered in Britain. How's that? Did I get away with it?

Will Hay. Our readers in the UK will be smiling now as they think of Will Hay, the only comedian to make British music-hall comedy work well on the screen in Britain. (Chaplin and Laurel, let's not forget, made their films in Hollywood) Will Hay? Our American readers will be saying "Who???" so let me explain. Will Hay dominated British film comedy in the late 'thirties. It's a curiously British trait to recognise, accept and tolerate managerial inefficiency and petty bureaucracy. We've been "led by donkeys" for centuries; our most effective weapon is mockery. We've all known a Will Hay, a prosaic buffoon who's attained a position of minor authority through deviousness and trickery. In his movies, Will's wily enough to get the job but ultimately he's just too incompetent to do it properly. Unlike Robb Wilton's bumbling, good-natured variation on the same character, shifty-eyed Will is fully aware that he's useless and has to use all his cunning to disguise the fact. Consequently his employees, usually disrespectful fat boy Graham Moffatt ("Albert") and senile, crafty octogenarian Moore Marriott ("Harbottle") have this power over him. They spend much of the films' running time arguing and bickering, as they weave convoluted solutions to essentially minor problems. Oh, Mr. Porter! is the accepted masterpiece, but in my opinion Ask a Policeman is funnier as it gets to the main course straight away; it's my favourite comedy of all time.

The Full Monty, I seem to recall, was advertised as "the funniest British comedy since Four Weddings and a Funeral". So what? It was the only British comedy since Four Weddings and a Funeral. Now if they'd called it the funniest British comedy since Ask a Policeman.... that would be something.

After Will Hay, another scoundrel who devotes much energy to covering his tracks: W. C. Fields. Bill essentially played two characters: the desperately-henpecked husband with a monstrous family, who fights back in his own small way by muttering vaguely blasphemous asides, until the worm finally turns and he regains his self-respect (It's a Gift, You're Telling Me, The Bank Dick); and the much more extrovert pompous windbag, down on his luck in some seedy backwater of showbiz, always just one step ahead of his creditors (Poppy, The Old-Fashioned Way, You Can't Cheat an Honest Man).

Fully aware of posterity and the chance to make an easy "authorship" $50,000, Bill rarely missed an opportunity to include fragments of his stage sketches in his movies; so one is always aware of a discreet sense of familiarity and repetition. He also used his films to express revenge over long-harbored grudges. Supporting characters are often based on, or named after, real people who'd pissed him off in the past, including his own estranged son Claude who's usually represented - by such as Grady Sutton - as an unpleasant, blubbery, indolent wimp.

Some of Bill's sketches, and his blustery "sporting gent" characterization, bear a strong resmblance to the work of the British music-hall comedian Harry Tate; and there's a reason for this, which we'll discuss at a later date. In the meantime, all you Fields admirers are strongly advised to have a look at Tate's sketches on [yes, he's going to mention it!] www.britishpathe.com.

Bill Fields a Third Banana? Hardly; but in Great Britain you'd have to struggle to find any of his work on DVD; and that's not fair.

Leslie Henson. When I bought my Film Fun Annual 1939 at the age of seven (in 1963, not 1939, I hasten to add!) this photo of Leslie Henson jumped out of the page at me. The jumping analogy is apt: he looks like a frog! Many years passed before I located one of Leslie's records - Tell the Doc, from the stage version of Funny Face - and, wonder of wonders, he sounds like a frog as well. The total effect is astonishing. I've covered Leslie (in glory, I hope) in a previous article. His personality is so strong, even in photographs, that I've managed to accumulate a large collection of Hensonalia simply because he's instantly recognisable. You wade through a mass of bland, nondescript faces in old 1930s magazines, and POW! there he is again. It seems incredible that after World War Two he was considered so unamusing that the West End managers were reluctant to employ him, but that's what happened.

Stanley Holloway, his best pal, describes Leslie's decline very movingly in "Wiv a Little Bit O'Luck"; but we won't dwell on that. Let's just remember that in the 1930s, on the London stage, Leslie Henson was the Top Man. The Pathe website [oh, there he goes again!] has some fine examples, both silent and croaky, of his incredible range; and for your entertainment, here's my most recently discovered piece of Hensonalia.


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Lupino Lane. Now we're talking. It always struck me as odd that these Film Fun Annual photos included two Lupinos, one of whom used Lupino as his first name. We'll get to Stanley Lupino in a later article, but for the time being....

Lupino Lane was born Henry George Lupino, and he was a member of the celebrated Lupino family of clowns, acrobats and dancers. He was distantly related to Stanley Lupino, whom we'll meet later; to untangle the genealogy would result in a long monologue along the lines of He's His Own Grandpa. To avoid this, we'll just show you the Lupino Family Tree (from Who's Who in the Theatre, 1946). It'll save a lot of time:


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It also seems odd that Lupino Lane has never received the acclaim he deserves. His career covered just about every aspect of showbusiness, and he excelled in all of it. In brief: he started in British music-hall as an acrobatic "boy comedian". He took the surname Lane as a tribute to his beloved maternal grandmother Sara Lane, and turned his real surname into a Christian name in order to retain his proud association with the Lupino dynasty; hence "Lupino Lane". His son, an equally gifted comedian briefly glimpsed in a decorating routine in A King in New York, and as the laughing fat man hit with a pie in Carry On Loving, was Lauri Lupino Lane.

"Lupino Lane" is a bit of a mouthful; mostly he was known as Nipper or Nip. He made a large number of American silent comedies in which his acrobatic skills are the equal of Keaton's. All that's lacking, and this is the thing, sadly, that matters most in terms of immortality, is a consistent comic characterization. During most of the 1930s he was a star of London stage musical comedies, notably Me and My Girl, which is still revived today. In this he finally found a comedy persona that worked for him: the little cockney Bill Snibson who inherits a Dukedom. This show also gave him the hit song The Lambeth Walk, and it took over his life. He did over a thousand performances, made the film version (The Lambeth Walk; it was long thought to be lost but apparently there's an extant print with French subtitles. It's an important movie; why isn't it being shown anywhere?) and he even took the Snibson character into other, similar shows such as Meet Me Victoria. The programme's cover art is a fine example of "a picture paints a thousand words"; here you have Nipper Lane exactly.

It'll take a longer article than this to do justice to Nipper. While you're waiting for myself or Aaron to get around to writing it, you may enjoy his talents on www.britishpathe.com. Pathe caught him several times, and often at his very best, including a couple of live performances. You haven't heard the last of Nipper.

Ned Sparks. Ned Sparks???? Oops. I seem to remember that I said I wouldn't reveal which of our five subjects wasn't a Third Banana; so in order to keep my promise, let's take a look at that versatile King of Comedy, mega-talented Ned Sparks.

All right, the jig is up. I lied to you. Canadian-born Sparks growled his mainly unfunny lines in a flat monotone, had glazed staring eyes and looked like a Keaton crossed with a zombie. He wasn't a comedian at all. He was a character actor with only one character, and although he starred in some late-silent Educational comedies, he was most often seen as a hard-boiled, pessimistic theatrical agent or stage manager - as in Forty-Second Street. Ned's inclusion amongst all these star comedians is probably due to his rare leading role in a 1936 British production, Two's Company. For a brief moment, in Britain at least, he was among the top names; and then it was back to the "stage managers".

"Radio's Fred Allen" - a Ned lookalike and soundalike if ever there was one - made his feature film debut in a "Sparks part" in Thanks a Million, and did so with such wit, sparkle and immaculate comic timing that he turned a routine Dick Powell musical into a delightful experience. That's the difference.

Well, that's about it, readers. In part three we'll meet only two Third Bananas.

Don't go 'way now!

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

More from that Leslie Henson fellow...


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Geoff Collins has been kind (and obsessive) enough to send along these assorted examples of vintage Hensonalia. The two Play Pictorial covers are particularly nice and of specific interest to fans of classic American comedy. Henson played the title role in the London production of Eddie Cantor's most successful musical comedy Kid Boots (2/2/26), and some clips from the production are available on the Pathe site. Henson is also shown opposite American comedienne Zelma O'Neal in Nice Goings On (9/13/33). O'Neal, a Broadway fixture in the late 20s, appears in Peach O'Reno (1931) with Wheeler and Woolsey and she's really, really not very good, another stage performer whose special appeal apparently doesn't come across on celluloid. As Dorothy Lee once said, "She had a million dollar personality but she photographed like twenty-five cents." Also included for your edification and bemusement is a 1929 review of Follow Through from Punch, starring Henson and, providing yet another link to Wheeler and Woolsey, Ada May, who played Dorothy Lee's role in the original 1927 production of Rio Rita (you can see her as Martha Raye's maid in Chaplin's Monsieur Verdoux (1947)).

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Leslie Henson: England's Forgotten Buffoon

by Geoff Collins

Leslie Henson is haunting me. There's no doubt about it. He just keeps turning up, everywhere. As a bit of a collector - now there's an understatement - I occasionally find it necessary to browse through piles of old books and magazines at various fairs, or in junk shops or charity shops, and every single time, without fail, sooner or later I'm confronted by that face, that face, that wonderful face.

In It's a Boy, a hung-over Edward Everett Horton, playing the Romantic Lead [!!!], pulls back the sheets to investigate the mysterious lump in the bed, and finds it to be none other than Leslie Henson, flat on his back, fast asleep. Horton is puzzled, and asks "Is it a fish?"

That Queen of the Theatre Critics James Agate, a bit of an old trout himself, had quite an expressive range of expressions in order to describe Leslie's expressive range of expressions:
"Leslie Henson will, in moments of ecstasy, look at you out of eyes bulging like those of a moth which has eaten too much tapestry."
Perfect; and yet here's another one:
"Only, of course, the next minute he will be looking like a goldfish the maid has forgotten to put back into its bowl, or a tortoise imprudently come out ofits shell."
Shall we let the Yorkshire genius J. B. Priestly 'ave a go at describing our Leslie? Aye, 'appen we will:
"How to describe that face? I might say that it was a combination of the Frog footman and the Fish footman in Alice in Wonderland."
Leslie's unique facial equipment is probably the reason why, without any effort at all, I've managed to acquire a large collection of Hensonioniana... er, Hensonia... Hens... oh blow it. Henson Ephemera. Copies of The Play Pictorial, theatre programmes, magazine articles....amidst a sea of ordinary faces, he's suddenly there. He leaps off the page. In his all-too-rare movies, he leaps off the screen. And his recordings - yes, they turn up as well - are just as memorable because he also had That Voice. That Voice was perfect for That Face. It was upper-class, flat and very croaky; in fact, Henson's Throat was at one time the expression used in medical circles for a type of persistent sore throat. Leslie would have been the definitive Mr. Toad. Indeed, in many of his best roles he's an aristocrat, lawyer or man-about-town who's been thrust unwillingly into a predicament of spiraling embarrassment, from which he resourcefully tries to extricate himself - unsuccessfully - by a series of elaborate lies or cunning plans. His eyes bulge and roll around, and his voice becomes even croakier as he heaps one absurdity upon the next, sinking deeper and deeper into the morass.

In It's a Boy, for example, he finds himself in drag, pretending to be a lady author, and having to explain the plot of his/her latest book – which he's never even looked at, never mind written- to the guests at his best friend's wedding. Is all that clear? Don't ask! Leslie jabbers away and it's soon apparent that he's describing some sort of cross between Goldilocks and Cinderella. Would-be bridegroom Edward Everett Horton, who's in on the subterfuge, looks on in shocked amazement. Fortunately for Leslie, none of his listeners have read the book either.
Leslie: Well, in that case, I'll give you a rough idea of it. Let's see now...well, it's quite a simple little story, you know. It's all about a little maid who is the drudge in the Baron's castle. And one day she's picking up sticks in the forest, and she sees coming towards her in the distance three bears...

Horton: [coughs] Uh-huh!

Leslie: ...no, not three bears....her...her Godmother, who looks like three bears to her. So she says, "Good God mother, what big eyes you've got." And the wolf says...

Horton: [shocked] No!

Leslie: ...and the wolf says "No!" You see, he's quite a nice type of wolf. Not the type of wolf that would say yes...
And so on. Is it possible for me to get through an article without mentioning http://www.britishpathe.com/? Hardly. For on this wonderful website we have several examples of Leslie at his very best, most effectively in a 1937 "Camera Interview" in which he's being sketched by the artist Frank Slater, and he displays a couple of his best Faces. And who needs Eddie Cantor in Kid Boots, or Jack Haley in Follow Through, when we have film clips of Leslie in the London stage versions?

Although Leslie was primarily a West End theatre comedian, his movie career wasn't just restricted to brief newsreel clips of other comedians' film adaptations. He starred in several screen farces himself in the early thirties, although some have probably vanished altogether by now. It's a Boy (1933), a fast and funny version of his 1930 stage comedy, was available on VHS in the UK several years ago, and happily, as is the case with Joe Cook in Rain or Shine, it preserves the full range of Leslie's talents. Oh Daddy, made a year or so later, has recently been recovered and shown on British television. In this, Leslie plays Lord Pye, who is tempted out of the clutches of the League of Purity by glamorous night-club singer Frances Day. It's a delightful period piece with several beautifully-photographed musical numbers.

Frances is blonde, sexy, heart-stoppingly gorgeous, and she purrs her lines like Fenella Fielding. Leslie, for once a bit shy in the presence of this goddess, growls his lines like, well, like Leslie Henson:
Frances: So you're Lord Pye. This is a surprise!

Leslie: Am I? I mean...is it?

Frances: [turns on the charm] Yes, I expected someone... much older.

Leslie: Older?

Frances: And less, er...military-looking.

Leslie: Military-looking? Huh... yerse. [He preens a bit and twirls the ends of an imaginary waxed moustache] Well. Tell me... [coyly] how old do you think I am?

Frances: 30!

Leslie: No.

Frances: No? Er... 35?

Leslie: No.

Frances: Oh you can't be 40!

Leslie: Certainly not. 38 last Februrur... last Februrur... last F.... last June!
In one of the musical numbers, Leslie wears Bobby Clark's satyr costume from Cochran's 1931 Revue. [This is an educated guess; how many satyr costumes are there?] Was he always borrowing things from legendary Broadway comedians?

Leslie was clearly legendary himself in the 1930s, and he was held in high esteem, one of the few comedians considered "important" enough to be listed in national biographies and contemporary encyclopaedias. Yet nobody's heard of him now. Why did this ebulliant, vibrant comedian slip away so suddenly?

Actually it wasn't that sudden. He entertained the troops in World War Two (and is represented doing so in The Demi-Paradise, raspingly introducing his interpretation of RacHHHHHHmaninoff's Prelude); and he had several post-war stage successes in Bob's Your Uncle, And So To Bed, and the Grossmith Brothers' classic Diary of a Nobody, for which he would have been ideally cast. Yet J. B. Priestly has noted, in Particular Pleasures, that something strange and alarming seemed to be happening inside Leslie. He just wasn't funny any more. Not at all. Other great comedians have been afflicted in this way: Charlie Chaplin (controversial!); and Bob Hope and John Cleese (not controversial at all) and it usually has something to do with becoming The Management. Having to deal with meetings and committees and figures and auditions destroys their sense of the ridiculous. They still walk around but they're dead on the inside. That this should happen to a joyously free-spirited droll like Leslie Henson is a major tragedy; and yet it did happen. He visited Brian Rix backstage during the London run of Dry Rot: Rix, in his fine book Life in the Farce Lane, records with some poignancy Leslie's distress that no West End manager would employ him. He didn't need the money, but he wanted to work; and yet they all sensed that something was missing.

After this he had a supporting role in his friend Stanley Holloway's film Home and Away (bits of this can be glimpsed in Pathe's Film Fanfare no. 22) and he died at the end of 1957. Only a couple of weeks before his death, he had appeared briefly in another Pathe newsreel, a colour item about the re-building of the Gaiety Theatre bar. Leslie and fellow legend Lupino "Nipper" Lane struggle to get through a door too narrow to accommodate both of them. It's an old gag and Leslie looks tired - and the narrator considers it necessary to identify him "for the benefit of any children present" - but, thank God, in his last movie appearance, he's funny.

Fortunately for posterity, the period of his decline coincided with his absence from the screen; so when we get a rare chance to see a Henson movie we can enjoy Leslie at his best, with that incredibly mobile face and that rich fruity voice. At the time of his death, his obituarists called him "old-fashioned", a pre-war comedian - as if this is some sort of failing. The Marx Brothers were pre-war comedians; it never did them any harm. And Leslie's son is Nicky Henson, so there are still Hensons around to make us laugh.

Leslie Henson, in my humble opinion, has true Third Banana status. He deserves a re-appraisal; and judging by the number of times he pops up in my collecting expeditions, it looks as if he's asking for one.So keep watching this site, readers, as we will occasionally unload choice bits of Hensoniana onto you; and enjoy Leslie's drolleries on http://www.britishpathe.com/. They don't make comedians like this any more.

Leslie Henson : August 3 1891 - December 2 1957.

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